Florida Residents Vote to Make ‘Florida State Of Mind’ the Official Mood; Humidity Abstains
35-track album found to lower blood pressure, raise flip-flop sales.
Residents up and down the Gulf Coast have unofficially adopted Pulseblend’s 35-track album “Florida State Of Mind” as the state’s official mood, according to a poll of everyone at one beach bar.
The album includes songs named after Siesta Key, St. Pete sunsets, Venice, North Port, Port Charlotte and Bean Point, which locals say is “basically the whole map, with vibes.”
“I put it on in traffic on I-75 and forgot I was in traffic,” said one driver, who was still in traffic.
“It’s the only playlist that makes 94 degrees feel like a lifestyle choice.”
The humidity declined to comment, as it was busy being everywhere.
“Florida State Of Mind” is streaming worldwide now. Sunscreen not included.
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