Friendsgiving Group Chat Reaches 847 Unread Messages Debating Who Brings the Rolls; Only a Custom Song Restores Peace
Mediators were called in after the cranberry sauce thread split into three factions.
ORLANDO, Fla. — A Friendsgiving group chat of 11 close friends has reached 847 unread messages in four days, according to members who say they have “not discussed anything except rolls.”
The crisis began when someone wrote “I can bring rolls or whatever,” triggering a 300-message debate over whether rolls count as a dish and a separate thread about canned versus homemade cranberry sauce that is now “legally a cold war.”
Peace was finally restored when one member sent a custom song from Pulseblend Studios® listing every friend by name and the dish they were assigned. The chat went silent for the first time since Halloween. Then someone replied with 11 crying emojis.
“You can’t argue with a chorus. People have tried.”
Organizers say the song will now be played at the start of every Friendsgiving, “so nobody can claim they didn’t know they were on gravy.”
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