Greek Gods Demand Royalties After Appearing on ‘Gods of Light’; Zeus Furious He Wasn’t on the Album
Helios, Gaia and Aphrodite each got a track. Zeus got nothing, and Mount Olympus has heard about it.
MOUNT OLYMPUS — A coalition of Greek deities has demanded performance royalties following the release of Pulseblend’s 18-track album “Gods of Light,” which features songs named for Gaia, Helios, Selene, Atlas, Nike, Aphrodite, Persephone and others.
Sources say the loudest complaint came from Zeus, who does not have a track. “I am literally the king,” Zeus reportedly thundered, setting a cloud on fire. “Hypnos got a song. HYPNOS. He sleeps for a living.”
Tokarev defended his tracklist. “I wrote songs about light, the sky and new beginnings,” he said. “Zeus is more of a drama guy.”
“We’re not saying there’ll be a deluxe edition. We’re saying Zeus should stop throwing things.”
Athena released a measured statement calling the album “wise, actually,” and asked to be considered for volume two.
“Gods of Light” is streaming now on all platforms. No lightning was used in its production.
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