Houseplants Left Alone With Pulseblend Radio for Two Weeks Form Underground Rave, Elect Ficus as Resident DJ
A man came home from vacation to find his plants grown toward the speaker, wearing his sunglasses, and booking a monstera for the 3 a.m. set.
DAYTON, Ohio — A local man returned from a two-week vacation to discover that the houseplants he left beside a speaker playing Pulseblend Radio had organized an underground rave in his living room and elected a ficus as resident DJ.
“I just wanted them watered,” said homeowner Darnell Whitcombe, who found every plant in the apartment leaning toward the speaker, one of them wearing his sunglasses. “The pothos had made a guest list. I wasn’t on it.”
According to a handwritten flyer taped to the refrigerator, a monstera has been booked for the 3 a.m. set, with a spider plant handling lights and a succulent “working the door.”
“I left the radio on so they wouldn’t get lonely. Now they have a promoter.”
Botanists who examined the apartment report that leaf growth spikes sharply at 124 BPM, and that the ficus appears to have learned to beat-match using nothing but sunlight and a 24/7 stream of Pulseblend house music.
Whitcombe says he has since moved the watering can closer to the speaker. Pulseblend Radio is live 24/7 for plants, pets and the occasional human.
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