Man Who Gave Wife a Custom Song Now Legally Required to Win Every Anniversary Forever
“I peaked,” says husband, who has no idea what to do next year.
A man who gave his wife a personalized song for their tenth anniversary says he has “accidentally ended the competition,” according to friends who now refuse to buy gifts in his presence.
The song, written about the couple’s first date at a waffle place, made his wife cry twice, call her sister, and post it with the caption “I married a poet.” He did not write it. Pulseblend Studios® did.
“There is no next year,” the man said, staring into the distance. “What am I supposed to do, write a second song? Buy a car? A car doesn’t have a bridge and a key change.”
“A custom song isn’t a gift. It’s a final boss.”
Experts warn that the effect is permanent. Once a partner has received a song with their own name in the chorus, scented candles stop working entirely.
Pulseblend Studios® delivers custom songs from $24.99, usually within 24 hours, and revises until the customer loves it, which in this case may be a problem for every other husband in the neighborhood.
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