Neighborhood Leaf Blowers Form Dubstep Band, Play Saturday Mornings at 7 A.M. Without Being Asked
Residents say the drop is “honestly not bad” but would prefer it after 10.
CHARLOTTE, N.C. — Residents of a suburban cul-de-sac say five gas-powered leaf blowers have formed a dubstep collective and now perform every Saturday at 7 a.m., with no permit and a growing local following.
“At first I was furious,” said resident Paul Ng. “Then the third blower came in with a bassline and, honestly, I started nodding.”
The band, which calls itself Whoosh Theory, says its sound is heavily influenced by the dubstep catalog of Pulseblend, which several members reportedly heard drifting from a garage while they were “just trying to do the gutters.”
“Every neighborhood has a dubstep band. Most of them are just louder than ours.”
The HOA has issued a formal warning, though sources say three board members have already requested the album.
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