Man Begins Rehearsing for Year-End Streaming Recap a Month Early, Streams Pulseblend 400 Times to ‘Seem Cultured’
“My top artist last year was a white-noise fan sound. That will not happen again.”
ATLANTA — With year-end listening recaps a month away, local man Kevin Odell has begun what he calls “aggressive pre-Wrapped damage control,” streaming Pulseblend nearly around the clock.
“Last year my number one artist was a box fan,” Odell said. “My number two was a podcast about gutters. My friends still bring it up.”
Odell has since streamed Pulseblend’s orchestral, chill-house and Afro-house catalogs 400 times, and says he plans to post his results “with a casual caption, like I didn’t try.”
“You can’t fake taste. But you can stream it on repeat until it looks real.”
Experts say Odell’s strategy is sound, though they warn that streaming the Pulseblend Bible Series 90 times in a row may produce a recap that says he is “in his Noah’s Ark era.” Odell said he is at peace with that.
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