Orchestra Made Entirely of One Man Named Vladimir Sells Out Every Seat in Concert Hall That Doesn’t Exist
Critics praise the strings, the brass and the remarkable lack of rehearsal scheduling conflicts.
Vladimir Tokarev’s Orchestra has once again sold out its imaginary concert hall, according to a press release written by Vladimir Tokarev on behalf of Vladimir Tokarev’s Orchestra.
The orchestra’s 22-track album, with songs like “Winds of the Steppe,” “Tears of the Highlands” and “The Last Waltz of Dawn,” has drawn praise for sweeping cinematic strings and a membership roster with exactly one name on it.
“The violins and the conductor never disagree,” said the conductor. “It helps that they’re the same guy.”
“Our section leaders are me, me, me and, on percussion, me.”
Tickets to the imaginary concert remain free. The real album is streaming everywhere now.
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