Pulseblend Radio Has Been Live 24/7 Since October; Engineers Admit They No Longer Know How to Turn It Off
The stream has now played longer than most marriages and several countries’ election cycles.
Pulseblend Radio, the round-the-clock YouTube stream of Pulseblend music, has been running without a break since October, and the team responsible says that is “completely on purpose and also slightly out of our hands now.”
Listeners report falling asleep to chill house, waking up to Afro house, and going to the gym to techno, all without touching a button.
“My baby will only sleep to Mediterranean House now,” one mother wrote. “My husband will only work to dubstep. We have not spoken in three weeks, but we are both very productive.”
“It’s not a radio station. It’s a weather system.”
Engineers say the stream is perfectly healthy and will continue indefinitely. Asked whether there were plans to stop it, Tokarev looked genuinely confused by the question.
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