Toddlers Nationwide Can Now Recite All Six Days of Creation; Parents Blame Catchy Bible Songs
“She doesn’t know her phone number, but she knows Day Four was the sun and moon.”
Parents across the country report that their children can now recite, in order, everything created on each of the six days of creation, along with the full story of Noah’s Ark, after hearing the Pulseblend Bible Series on repeat.
The 44-song series, released under the name Pulseblend For Kids, covers everything from “Day One” to “Daniel and the Lions’ Den” and “The Fruit of the Spirit.”
“We were in the car for nine hours,” said one father. “I now know all of Exodus. I didn’t choose this. It chose me.”
“My son corrected the pastor. Politely. With the chorus.”
Sunday school teachers say attendance is up and arguments over who gets to be Goliath have tripled.
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