Turkeys Nationwide Commission Farewell Ballads Ahead of Thanksgiving; Studio Reports Surge in “Gobble-Core” Orders
One bird requested “something like Adele, but more about stuffing.”
BRADENTON, Fla. — With Thanksgiving three weeks away, Pulseblend Studios® says it has seen an unprecedented spike in custom song orders from a new and highly motivated customer base: turkeys.
“They come in, they don’t have a lot of time, and they know exactly what they want,” said a studio receptionist who asked not to be named because she is fictional. “Usually it’s a power ballad. One wanted drill. We don’t judge.”
Popular requests include “Please Pass on Me,” “Have You Considered Ham” and a dubstep track titled “Stuffing Is a Choice.” Several birds asked that the bridge mention their volunteer work.
“Every life deserves a theme song. Some just need it by the fourth Thursday in November.”
Pulseblend Studios® reminds human customers that custom songs also make excellent Thanksgiving toasts, family-reunion openers and replacements for the uncle who usually gives the speech.
Songs start at $24.99 and are delivered within 24 hours, which the turkeys describe as “cutting it close, but appreciated.”
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